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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

PokimanesDeadlinesMCServer

busy, cooming, Deadlines, distractions, editor, editor’s behavior, goonmaxxing, goonmaxxing behavior, missing deadlines, pokimane, pokimane’s editor, pokimane’s editor cooming, pokimane’s editor missing deadlines, PokimanesDeadlinesMCServer, Priorities, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Votes:	6798

Are you tired of missing deadlines because you’re too busy cooming to Pokimane’s editor? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let go of your cooming addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about Pokimane’s editor or any other distractions. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds spawn more frequently for players who have conquered their cooming habits. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming a true goonmaxxing Minecraft master!

SoulfulAnimeMC Server

animated, Anime, bullshit, Characters, comedy, creativity, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, FANTASY, genre, japanese, Music, originality, quirky, series, Server, Soulful, SoulfulAnimeMC, storytelling, television, Unique

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from soulful and unique to straight-up anime bullshit!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a rainbow unicorn while battling evil pandas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that can shoot fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that can lay golden eggs. Join forces with the Chicken King and become the ruler of the poultry world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

CopyCraft Minecraft Server

Angel-like creature, California, Copycraft, face persona, French, gimmick, gunther, heel, jobbers, mimic, Minecraft, opponent, Server, Sting, stone cold, undertaker, white paint, wrestling, wrestling concept, wrestling gimmick, wrestling match, wrestling persona, wrestling strategy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our gimmick here is the one and only MIMIC, a wrestler who takes on the persona of his opponents in the ring. Picture this: facing off against the Undertaker? MIMIC becomes an Angel-like creature. Going up against Gunther? He transforms into a Frenchman. And don’t even get us started on his match against Stone Cold – MIMIC becomes a leftist from California! But here’s the kicker – if MIMIC wins, his opponent has to take on his heel/face persona. It’s a wild ride of unpredictable matches and hilarious transformations. So why join our server? Because where else can you see a wrestler become a completely different character every match and watch the chaos unfold? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft wrestling experience of your life!

WeddingCraft vs. FuneralCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, celebration, compromise, cousins, estranged, family, father in-law, Funeral, FuneralCraft, hypothetical, irish, milestone, Minecraft, prioritising, relationship, second hand, Server, sister, Wedding, WeddingCraft, Wife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected obligations!

Picture this: You’re at your sister’s wedding, having the time of your life, when suddenly your wife drops the bomb that her estranged aunt is on her deathbed. And guess what? She expects the whole family, including the kids, to drop everything and attend the funeral the next day. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Find out if you’re the a-hole for wanting to stay at the wedding and party the night away instead of mourning a relative you barely know. Will family ties be stronger than party vibes? Join our server to find out!

Experience the ultimate test of family loyalty and wedding drama on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics!

CraftyCureNotSpirits

advice, Alternative Medicine, belief systems, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, CraftyCureNotSpirits, Cultural differences, dyslexia, education, family conflict, healing practices, learning disabilities, Medical advice, parenting, personal beliefs, relationships, Respect, Spiritual beliefs, spirituality, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	182	Potions Brewed:	147

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of spiritual healing to cure all your in-game ailments! Join us and experience the magic as your blocks rearrange themselves in perfect formations, thanks to our mystical mods.

Just like Vinnie, who was once plagued by the dreaded dyslexia curse in Minecraft, but was miraculously healed by our resident healer. Now he’s top of his class in building and redstone engineering!

Don’t be like the doubting sibling who questioned the power of spiritual healing in Minecraft. Embrace the madness and join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible, even curing your blocks of their pixelated dyslexia.

So come on, join our server and let the power of spirituality guide you to victory! Who needs doctors when you have magical potions and enchanted pickaxes? Let’s build a world where anything is possible, one block at a time.

BlockBonerz

arousal, attraction, BlockBonerz, captivation, chemistry, Connection, desire, EXCITEMENT, flirtation, Heat, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, magnetism, Passion, seduction, Sensuality, Spark, stimulation, temptation, turn on

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2076	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you ready to have your Minecraft world turned upside down and inside out? Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and loves to host impromptu fashion shows in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon strut its stuff in a diamond-studded cape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the Creepers. Will you join their cause or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive pink sheep that roams the plains?

And let’s not forget about our resident witch who brews potions that will make you fly higher than a Ghast on a sugar rush. Just be sure to watch out for her mischievous cat familiar who has a penchant for stealing enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back.

WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, anti-tourism, Backlash, Behavior, cultural sensitivity, destinations, ethical tourism, Europe, holiday, local communities, Minecraft, overcrowding, PROTESTS, respectful, Responsible, Server, social responsibility, tourism, Tourists, travel, travel tips, vacation, WanderlustCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	5995
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4383
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, listen up, fam! If you’re tired of those boring ol’ tourist traps in Europe, then come join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time sightseeing when you can be building your own virtual empire, amirite?

Picture this: You’re chillin’ in your virtual castle, sippin’ on a virtual potion, when suddenly a herd of virtual sheep come prancin’ by. You gotta protect your kingdom from those wooly intruders, man! It’s a battle for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map. Find ’em and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual diamonds, bro! Who needs to visit the Louvre when you can be swimmin’ in treasure, right?

So forget those anti-tourism protests, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Plus, we have virtual snacks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with virtual snacks, am I right?

KyivCraft: Stop Russian Terror!

Attack, children’s hospital, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, peace negotiations, Politics, Russian, Russian terror, sanctions, STOP, Terror, Ukraine, violence, War, world, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	New Chunks Explored:	831531
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we stop Russian terror like Zelenskiy! We fight off evil mobs like Putin and his minions, protectin’ our precious blocky world from destruction! Plus, we got a children’s hospital in Kyiv that needs savin’ from creepers and zombies, so come help us out and be a hero! Join now for epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz together we can stop the madness and build a better world in Minecraft! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥💥

SkyRunFitCraft

Aerodynamics, alternative transportation, Exercise, FANTASY, FITNESS, flying, Futuristic Concepts, health benefits, human abilities, human evolution, human potential, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, leisure activities, LIMITATIONS, limitations of human body, physical activity, Running, Sci Fi, SkyRunFitCraft, speculative fiction

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	191	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

hey u! u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, on dis server, u can fly like a bird with no wings! u can soar through da sky like superman on steroids!

imagine dis, u flyin around buildin ur dream house in da clouds, makin all da other players jelly of ur epic skills. u can be da ruler of da skies, da king of da clouds!

so come join us on dis server where gravity is just a suggestion and da possibilities are endless! fly high, my friend, fly high!

HandwrittenHilarity

academic performance, brain development, cognitive benefits, cognitive function, creativity, critical thinking, digital age, education, embodied experience, fine motor skills, hand-eye coordination, handwriting, HandwrittenHilarity, learning, memory retention, motor skills, Technology, thinking, traditional writing, Typing, writing by hand

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Crops Grown:	5042	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

So, like, have you ever thought about how writing by hand is, like, way better than typing for thinking and learning? Like, seriously, there’s some super important stuff happening when you’re scribbling away on paper. It’s, like, all about those cognitive benefits, man.

Join our Minecraft server and, like, experience the power of hand-written notes in a digital world. Your brain will, like, totally thank you for it. Plus, we have, like, magical pens that make your builds ten times cooler. True story, bro.

So, like, come join us and unleash the true potential of your brain while crafting epic creations. Who needs typing when you have the power of the pen, amirite? Let’s get scribbling, my dudes!

BackstabbingCraft Minecraft Server

ass, Backstabbing, BackstabbingCraft, BETRAYAL, Campaign, DAGGERS, Democrat, democrats, election, funny, humor, Joe, joe biden, Kissing, loyalty, Minecraft, Politics, reconciliation, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only backstabbing you’ll see is when someone steals your diamonds! Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where Joe is the ultimate ruler and everyone has to kiss his blocky behind. Join now for a chance to see Democrats and Republicans working together to build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! Who needs politics when you have creepers and zombies to worry about?