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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

PokimanesDeadlinesMCServer

busy, cooming, Deadlines, distractions, editor, editor’s behavior, goonmaxxing, goonmaxxing behavior, missing deadlines, pokimane, pokimane’s editor, pokimane’s editor cooming, pokimane’s editor missing deadlines, PokimanesDeadlinesMCServer, Priorities, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of missing deadlines because you’re too busy cooming to Pokimane’s editor? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let go of your cooming addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about Pokimane’s editor or any other distractions. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds spawn more frequently for players who have conquered their cooming habits. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming a true goonmaxxing Minecraft master!

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

aromatherapy, BLOCK, comfort food, Crafting, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gratitude practice, Happiness, hot bath, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walk, pet therapy, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, talking to a friend, Therapy, watching a favorite movie, yoga

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	6847	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

abrupt, banned website, Brazil, compliance, compliance with court orders, court orders, CourtOrderComplying, defiance, injunction, internet, Lawyers, Legal, Legal compliance, legal proceedings, Minecraft, online platform, RETURN, Reversal, reversal of decision, Server, social media, SUPREME COURT, Website

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	9580
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

Approval, Approval Ratings, British politics, chancellor, comparison, conservative party, CraftyRishi, Government, honeymoon period, Keir Starmer, KeirCraft, labour party, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Popularity, public opinion, Ratings, rishi sunak, Support, uk

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

alliances, BUILD, Civilizations, Community, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Diplomacy, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, geopoltics, History, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2672	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	3644	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

Bases, casual playerbase, Cross-Play, economy features, Fast, Hardware, Land claiming, LimeCraft, Minecraft, minimal impact, Public, RANK, Reliable, Server, Support, Survival, switzerland, Towny, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

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V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

Allowed, Cheating, Community, creeper, dedicated server, DOXING, finland, Fun, Gaming Community, Griefing, hugs, java edition, Lots, Map, Minimalist, multiplayer, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, smp server, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Tnt, TNT bombing, True vanilla, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bad guys, Conflict, cultural bias, false narratives, forum, global perspectives, ignorance, Indians, Int, internet, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, online communities, pakis, PALS, PIXEL, prejudice, racism, Server, social media, South Asia, Stereotypes, WTF

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!

Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters

Anime, anime girl’s, anime heroines, anime recommendations, Badass Female Characters, best, Characters, favorite female characters, female, Female Character Designs, female character development, female character diversity, female character personalities, Female Characters, female empowerment, female leads, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, Manga, manga women, Minecraft, powerful women, smp, strong female characters

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga fans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where the female characters were so epic, they could rival any anime or manga heroine. From building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a diamond sword and a fierce attitude, these ladies were not to be messed with. And guess what? You could be one of them!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the power of friendship, love, and blocky adventures reign supreme. Build your own anime-inspired kingdom, battle evil mobs with your trusty sidekick (or pet wolf), and maybe even find your own senpai to notice you.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner anime warrior princess! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary heroine of our Minecraft world.

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

bridal store, family tragedy, financial situation, financial struggles, funeral arrangements, funeral costs, funeral expenses, funeral expenses coverage, funeral planning, Harassment, loss of loved ones, Minecraft, pocket money, Server, social media harassment, student budget, vendor cancellations, vendor refunds, wedding cancellation, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	170
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	79	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Need a break from crazy bridal store owners demanding money for dresses? Come build your own virtual wedding venue on our server and invite all your friends to celebrate without any financial stress!

With grief-stricken families and relentless creditors hot on your tail, why not escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon?

Join now for a chance to leave all your real-life problems behind and embark on a journey filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (but the good kind, we promise). Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own empire and show them who’s boss in our crazy Minecraft world!

BabyShowerBabysitBan

baby shower, BabyShowerBabysitBan, bar day, bridal shower, cleaning up, cousin-in-law, family, Fil, flaking, free babysitting, Frustration, Gifts, Grandma, husband’s cousin, Issue, Nuisance, reputation, Restaurant, stunt, unattended children

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!