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SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crops Grown:	6122	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

SpookyCraft2021

cult classics, Ghosts, Gore, Halloween, haunted houses, horror movies, jump scares, Monsters, psychological horror, Scary, scream queens, slasher films, spooky, SpookyCraft2021, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Vampires, Watching, Werewolves, zombies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

KremlinCraftMurder

Ally, Assassination, Corruption, Crime Scene, Dead, foul play, Gunshot Wound, international news, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraftMurder, law enforcement, Moscow, mysterious death, Politics, putin, russia, Russian government, Russian politics, suspicious death, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

Anarchy, Bans, Discord, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, java, java server, minecraft server, mod, No Economy, open world, play now., plot claims, Server, Shenanigans, Survival, Syfadles, teleports, temporary ban, Trailer, Website

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Votes:	5187
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward moment, bathroom humor, BLOCK, Celebrity Gossip, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, fart, funny, gas, kelly ripa, Marc Consuelos, married couple, Minecraft, Party, relationship goals, Ripas, Ripper, scandal, Server, smell, STINKY, TABLOID NEWS, Talk show host, television host

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	293	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	927	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

community standards, confederate, confederate flag, controversial decor, cultural symbols, Flag, flag controversy, flag display restrictions., freedom of speech, historical flag, Hoa, Home decor, homeowner association, living room, Minecraft, personal expression, privacy concerns, property rights, residential guidelines, residential rules, smp, Southern heritage, Wall, wall art, WINDOW

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Farms Harvested:	717
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal consciousness, Animal emotions, animal humor, animal insults, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, animal sarcasm, animal wit, Animals, anthropomorphism, funny animals, Minecraft, RoastMasterCow, smp, speaking animals, Talking Animals

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

CraftyBossBattles

achieving victory, Challenges, conquering challenges, conquering fears, CraftyBossBattles, determination, facing adversity, facing fears, inspirational stories, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, pushing boundaries, reaching goals, real life boss battles, resilience, self improvement, strength in adversity, success stories, triumph over adversity, winning against the odds

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Potions Brewed:	83
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old boss battles in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can battle epic bosses like the dreaded Karen, who will try to speak to your manager and steal all your diamonds! Or how about facing off against the evil Toilet Paper Hoarder, who will throw rolls at you faster than you can say “TP emergency”? Join our server for the craziest boss battles you’ll ever experience, and who knows, maybe you’ll even defeat the ultimate boss: the dreaded Lag Monster! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous boss battles of your life!