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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2167 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7999 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!
