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RegrettableCraft

bitter truth, disappointing revelation, discovery, error, finding out, hindsight, inconvenient truth, lesson learned, mistake, realization, regret, regretful knowledge, regrettable truth, RegrettableCraft, Shocking revelation, sorrowful realization, unexpected information, unfortunate discovery, unpleasant surprise, unwelcome news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	805	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll regret finding out just how addictive it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world.

But be warned, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to regret finding out just how insanely fun Minecraft can be!

TurkishCraft Minecraft Server

Airline (Industry), Closure, controversy, Cultural differences, defiance, dress code, employees, enforcement, headscarf law, international relations, iran, legal action, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, office, Police, religious law, Server, Tehran, travel, turkish airlines, TurkishCraft, workplace regulations.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4394	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

So, like, u know how airlines r supposed to be all about flying and stuff? Well, this one airline in Tehran was like, nah fam, we gonna close our office cuz our employees don’t wanna wear headscarves. And the police were all like, yo, u can’t do that, and they shut it down. But like, on our Minecraft server, u can do whatever u want! No headscarf laws here, just block-building fun and crazy adventures. Join us and escape the real world drama for some epic gaming!

ParentalUpgradeCraft

achieving more, AMBITION, aspirations, breaking the cycle, challenging norms, comparison, family dynamics, family legacy, fulfilling potential, generational expectations, generational progress, parental expectations, parental influence, ParentalUpgradeCraft, personal growth, self improvement, societal pressure, striving for more, success, surpassing parents, upward mobility

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

U Rite, me and my homies got a Minecraft server that will blow ur mind! Why join? Well, let me tell u a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. Yeah, u heard me right, a flying pig! And on our server, u can ride that pig into battle against evil zombies and creepers. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And if u join our server, u can have all the riches u ever dreamed of. So what u waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

CiteCraft: Rogue Refs Unleashed

academic dishonesty, academic ethics, academic misconduct, citation analysis, citation behavior, citation detection, citation fraud, citation manipulation, citation manipulation tactics, citation patterns, citation practices, CiteCraft, refs, research integrity, Rogue, scholarly communication, scholarly misconduct, scholarly publishing, scientific citations, sneaked references, Uncovering, unethical practices, Unleashed

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this place is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

u wanna know why u should join? well let me tell u a little secret. this server is run by a group of rogue scientists who have gone completely bonkers! they have snuck in references to their crazy experiments all over the place! u can find hidden labs, secret potions, and even mutant animals roaming around!

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker where the scientists are working on a potion to turn players into superhuman beings! imagine flying around the server like a superhero, taking down mobs with just a flick of your wrist!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u on this server!

Chad’s Ex Minecraft Server

break up advice, Breakup, Chad, Chads, Closure, Emotional healing, ended relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship advice, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, Single life, starting over

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	3723	Mines Excavated:	1504
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of dealing with Chad’s drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the Chad-related stress behind. Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your troubles and build a new life without any Chads in sight. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are Chad-repellent, so you’ll be safe from any unwanted drama while you’re mining for those precious gems. So come join us and say goodbye to Chad and hello to a new, Chad-free life in our Minecraft world!

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, big companies, business ethics, changes, consumer feedback, corporate accountability., corporate image, corporate responsibility, customer loyalty, customer satisfaction, customer service, economic impact, forgetfulness, ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, inflation, inflation management, Listening, market dynamics, Minecraft, price adjustments, public perception, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9902	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inflation is a thing of the past! Our virtual economy is so stable, even big companies can’t mess with it. Join us and experience the thrill of watching your virtual diamonds skyrocket in value!

Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our virtual world.

Join us and witness the epic battle between our players and the evil Villager Mafia. They’ve been trying to take over our server with their shady deals, but our players are not having it. It’s like a virtual version of The Godfather, but with pixelated characters.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew fighting inflation could be so entertaining?

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

bizarre content, bizarre videos, creepy content, creepy videos, dark videos, disturbing clips, disturbing content, disturbing videos, gory videos, graphic footage, horrifying videos, messed up footage, messed up video, Minecraft, PixelPanic, Server, shocking content, shocking videos, strange videos, twisted videos, unsettling videos, unusual videos, weird videos

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Have you ever watched a video of a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and singing opera? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been to our Minecraft server yet! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more llamas than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig doing the moonwalk, you’ll never want to leave. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

AvalancheSurvivor92

22 years ago, American climber, ANDES, avalanche, AvalancheSurvivor92, body found, buried, discovery, Expedition, extreme sports, frozen, Ice, mountaineer’s remains, mountaineering, peru, Recovery, rescue, search and rescue, south america, Tragedy, tragic accident

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	9565
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got secret treasure buried by an ancient civilization that will make u RICH AF. like, we found the body of an American climber buried by an avalanche 22 years ago in Peru, and he had a map to the treasure tattooed on his buttcheek. true story bro. join now before the government finds out and tries to steal our loot. also, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds. LEGIT.

“Yeah? No?” Minecraft Server

Agreement, clarification, Communication, Conversation, dialogue, disagreement, Expression, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, no, nuance, response, same sentiment, semantics, sentence ending, Server, Tone, uncertainty, Understanding, yeah

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Coal2Nuke: 245 Reactor Revamp

#sustainability, advanced nuclear reactors, Assessment, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change mitigation, Coal2Nuke, Conversion, decarbonization goals, energy efficiency, energy infrastructure, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, feasibility, operational coal power plants, policymakers, power generation, Reactor, renewable energy, Revamp, University of Michigan researchers, Utilities

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up ya’ll! We got dis cray cray Minecraft server dat be like converting coal power plants into nuclear reactors, like whaaaat?! We got dem researchers from University of Michigan droppin’ knowledge bombs on how to save da planet and stuff. Join dis server if you wanna be a nuclear reactor master and help save da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so come on and join da fun! Let’s get nuclear up in here, baby!