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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, social media, societal pressures, UglyCraft, validation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4161
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being ugly again because our pixelated world is filled with the most gorgeous landscapes and the most stylish player skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most fabulous pixelated look. The winner gets a diamond tiara and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to ugly Minecraft forever!

SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

athletic abilities, athletic performance, athleticism, cultural beliefs, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking stereotypes, Endurance, FITNESS, misconceptions, people, physical abilities, physical capabilities, Race, racial stereotypes, RUN, running abilities, smp, societal perceptions, SPEED, sports, SprintCraft, Stereotypes, thought, White, white people

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we prove all stereotypes wrong, including the one about white people not being able to run! Join us and witness the most epic race between our players as they sprint through the virtual world, leaving everyone in awe of their speed and agility.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!

BlockyLand Minecraft Server

BlockyLand, buying homes, communication with tenants, Eviction Notice, extended notice, finding new housing, inherited homes, LANDLORD, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant relationship, Minecraft, moving out, Notice, property management, rental agreements, rental market trends, rental properties, selling homes, selling real estate, Server, tenant rights, tenants

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6970	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky tenants who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate landlord without any of the hassle!

We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!

So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!

WheelchairWedCraft

ableist, accessibility, Accommodation, budget constraints, discrimination, DIY wedding, event planning, family conflict, family contributions, family drama, formal invitations, garden wedding, meadow ceremony, outdoor wedding, prosthetic leg, save the dates, tent reception, Wedding, wedding budget, wheelchair accessible, WheelchairWedCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	425	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic wedding drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a meadow wedding in the center of a property that looks like it’s straight out of a garden magazine. Cobblestone paths, fountains, statues, shaped bushes – it’s a plant freak’s paradise! And guess what? We have willow and cherry blossom trees that will make you feel like you’re in a fairytale.

But wait, there’s more! We have a brother who’s dating someone with a prosthetic leg and wheelchair drama. Will she be able to navigate the terrain of our property? Will the bride accommodate her with a fancy tent patio? Will the family pull their contribution to the wedding over this drama? Find out on our server!

Join now for the most outrageous wedding drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

HinduCraft: ISKCON Clash Minecraft Server

Bangladesh protests, Bangladesh violence, clash, communal tensions, community violence, Hindu councilor, Hindu minority, HinduCraft, ISKCON, ISKCON attack, Kali temple attack, Kali temples, Minecraft, minority discrimination, minority rights, Political unrest, protest violence, religious extremism, religious persecution, religious tensions, religious violence, Server, social conflict, violent clashes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	5452
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we make bangladesh protests look like child’s play!! we got crazy stuff happening like hindu councilors getting shot dead and ISKCON, kali temples getting attacked during violent clashes!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #minecraftmayhem #crazyclashes #jointhefun

BoomCraft: Rocket Raid!

Ain al-Asad airbase, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, escalation, international relations, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, news报道, Raid, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, security sources, Targeted, Tension, Terrorism, us forces, violence, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch rockets at airbases and blow stuff up like a bunch of crazy maniacs! our security sources say it’s a blast! literally! join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #rocketfun #joinusnow

FutureAmnesiaCraft

altered timeline, Alternate Reality, Amnesia, forgotten mission, Future, FutureAmnesiaCraft, futuristic, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory recovery, memory retrieval, Paradox, quantum physics, regret, Sci Fi, temporal displacement, time manipulation, time travel, time travel fiction, time traveler, undoing mistakes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.

CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts

academic achievement, academic performance, academic success, children, cognitive function, CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts, developing world, education, learning, school attrition, school dropout, school performance, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, student health, student retention, student success, test scores

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension Hops:	8

u know what’s better than sleep? MINECRAFT. join our epic server where sleep is for the weak and mining is for the strong. we got so much fun u won’t even remember what a test score is. forget school, come play with us and become a block-building legend. in the developing world, they don’t need school when they have our server to keep them entertained. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s mine our way to victory! #sleepisforlosers #minecraft4life

SpudCraft: The Potato Server – No seasoning required, just pure spud-tacular fun!

active shopping district, application, collaborative build projects, Custom World Generation, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, enhanced places to build, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Mature Community, new community, overhauled villages, Potato, Pure, required, Seasoning, Server, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, spudtacular, Vanilla, voice chat, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

SpudCraft Overview

Feature	Description
Trust-Based Economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn Command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice Chat Mod	Just like in HermitCraft
Vanilla Server	Essential datapacks included
Age Requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, and interactive
Build Projects	Collaborative projects and events
BlueMap	Explore the world online
Custom World Generation	No mods required, enhanced places to build

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required! Enjoy enhanced places to build and overhauled villages.

When did SpudCraft launch its seventh season?

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!

How can I join SpudCraft?

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

IslandPipo: The Coolest Minecraft Server!

Community, comparison, Contrast, COOLEST, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, Environment, geography, heritage, Identity, island life, IslandPipo, Lifestyle, mainland life, mainlandpipo, Minecraft, perspective, Server, society, Traditions, Unique

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Towns Built:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Farms Harvested:	137	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring mainland Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to islandpipo – the craziest, wackiest, and most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on!

Join us on islandpipo and experience a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.

But that’s not all – on islandpipo, you can ride on the backs of dolphins through rainbow-colored waterfalls, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So why waste your time on boring old mainland servers when you can join the party on islandpipo? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!