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Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChopstickCraft

asian, chinks, ChopstickCraft, CONTENT, Diversity, enjoyment, ethnicity, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, gooks, inclusion, IRL, jerk off, Masturbation, NSFW, Past Saves, Pleasure, Sensual, socials, taboo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Buildings Constructed:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Votes:	5536	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From battling dragons with lightsabers to riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious characters, from quirky NPCs to mischievous players who will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the epic builds and creations that will leave you in awe.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything is possible!

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

Anime, discussion, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, first episode, forum, Gay, japanese animation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, love, love story, Minecraft, opinion, reaction, review, romance, Sasayaku You ni Koi wo Utau, series, slice of life, songs, tv show, whispering

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Emeralds Found:	6127	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

Appointment, bandaid, Checkups, Community, DOCTORS, free, Fun, Gaming, Google Forms, health, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, online form, roblox, roblox doctors, Server, Technology, Trust, video game, virtual checkup, well trained

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

activism, Black, Black Lives Matter, black man, blocky, civil rights, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, handle, Heat, INEQUALITY, injustice, Mania, Marginalized, Minority, Oppression, prejudice, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, Struggle, Suffering, systemic racism, West

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

4chan, 58388587, Access, Adventure, Benefits, Biz, blocky, Community, Crafty, Digital, dreams, Entertainment, exclusive, forum, Hope, internet, MEMBERSHIP, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Premium accounts, privacy, Ready, social media, subscription, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

answer, biggest job, bling, blocky, CREEPERS, Job, Kojima, Moshi moshi, on it, Phone, phone rings, Server, STOP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

Accountability, arent, atrocities, Civilizations, Conflict, consequences, Destruction, ethical implications, foreign embassy, Genocide, genocide awareness, genocide denial, Genocraft, global justice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, international law, Justice, moral responsibility, Safe, social justice, violence, virtual, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	841	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

Calendar, CraftyFireEmblem, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Game, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile, mobile game, New Trailer, pastebin, Server, SIMULATOR, Stats, SUMMONING, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, Ultimate, Villains

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	165
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	287	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!