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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7347 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 1379 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?