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Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Votes:	822	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6974	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Emeralds Found:	473
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!