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PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	507662
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, back entertaining, back incoherency, back incoherency entertainment, Entertaining, entertaining incoherency, entertaining Kam schizo, entertaining schizo, incoherency, incoherency entertainment, incoherency is back, incoherency is entertaining, kam, Kam schizo entertainment, Kam schizo incoherency, Kam schizo incoherency entertainment, Kam schizo is back, Kam schizo is back entertainment, Kam schizo is entertaining, Kam schizo is entertaining incoherency, Realm, schizos, The Kam schizo

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4828	Magic Items Found:	5179
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	2966	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	4331	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8572
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

blocky, boyfriend fashion, boyfriend hoodie, boyfriend hoodie alternative, boyfriend hoodie comfort, boyfriend hoodie connection, boyfriend hoodie equivalent, boyfriend hoodie memory, boyfriend hoodie nostalgia, boyfriend hoodie replacement, boyfriend hoodie smell, boyfriend hoodie substitute, boyfriend scent, boyfriend scent hoodie, boyfriend style, bros, comfort wear, hoodie, male fashion, masculine fashion, men’s Clothing, sentimental clothing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3240
New Chunks Explored:	567014	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3305

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	611

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!