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LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	722
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

Advance Quest, Craft, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, friendship, Fun, Future Quartz, Gamers, Gaming, GRAND, Hai Ba Trung, Join, LOLder, Materials Spreadsheet, mats, MinecraftFate, MORGAN, New Master Support Campaign, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, slash, spring 2024, summon, Summoning Info, Ultimate, Victory, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Emeralds Found:	5551	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

Bathroomthemed, BLOCKAGE, city, clog, disposal, Environmental, Experience, flushable, FlushableMemes, FlushCraftz, Infrastructure, maintenance, Management, Minecraft, Plumbing, Pollution, PottyPlays, Problem, regulations, RESPONSIBILITY, sanitation, septic system, septic tank, Sewer, ToiletTrendz, Ultimate, waste management, wet wipes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6604	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	650676
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

Allegory, animal bodies, Begins.., Crucified, Cruelty, Empathy, Evolution, FunkyCreeperCraft, Language, LIMITATIONS, Math, noob, Pain, Quest, Reality, reason, Souls, SPIRITUAL, symbology, symbols, Tension, thieves, translation, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	3304	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	267	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4490
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Animals Bred:	128	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyTrendz: “Omg tell me about a game/gaming related thing you like” – a unique and trendy Minecraft server name that’s sure to grab attention!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers until the sun comes up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest to find the legendary golden potato, rumored to have the power to turn players into invincible warriors. And if that’s not enough, we have a giant maze filled with angry villagers who are just dying to give you a tour of their village.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft server now and experience a world like you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TweetCraft – Where the only thing crawling in our shithole is creepers! #MinecraftMadness

2013-2014, Based, books, Cool, crawling, CREEPERS, Elon twitter, funnier, funny, Hangout, INTERESTING, MinecraftMadness, Mogs, new, normies, POL, redpill, shithole, spergs, telegram chats, Thought-provoking, TweetCraft, twitter, white nationalist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Twitter and looking for a new cool hangout spot? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! We have white nationalist creepers, /pol/ inspired villagers, and memes that will make you spit out your diamond sword in laughter.

Not only that, but our community is full of hilarious people who will redpill you on the ways of the blocky world. Get invited to exclusive telegram chats where we discuss the deep lore of Minecraft and debate the best block placement strategies.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Elon Musk himself has taken over our server and is dropping knowledge bombs left and right. It’s like a virtual TED talk, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old professors.

So why waste your time on Twitter when you could be joining us on this epic Minecraft adventure? Come join us and let the memes flow like water!

Minecraftia LOL Squad – Join the league of epic adventures with us! #gamersunite #minecraftmadness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	7208	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than infernal drakes in a blood moon? Look no further than our server, where we have more fun than a yordle in a teemo hat!

Join us now for our High Noon Event, where you can duel it out with Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in a showdown hotter than Brand’s ultimate. Trust us, it’s gonna be more lit than a fireball from Annie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even Garen would spin to win just to be here. Check out our latest patch notes, because we’re always updating and adding more craziness than a Lulu ult on a Cho’Gath.

And don’t even get us started on our builds and account stats. They’re so OP, even Riven players would be jealous. Want to see your champion in action? Our model viewer will have you saying “gg ez” in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a ride more wild than a Sion ult through the jungle. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, blame Teemo.

CraftyAF Minecraft Server: ‘>be me’ – Build, Mine, Slay, Repeat with the coolest crew around #MinecraftGoals

BUILD, COOLEST, CraftyAF, CREW, Cycle, Decisions, Development, growth, gtbe, inspiration, life satisfaction, mental health, Minecraft, MinecraftGoals, motivation, perseverance, personal journey, procrastination, progress, repeat, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, shameful, slay

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the never-ending cycle of shame and procrastination in your life? Do you want to break free from the mundane and embark on a wild adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and let your shame fuel your creativity as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. Use your past mistakes as stepping stones to success in a community that embraces all your flaws and quirks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. Fight off zombie hordes, mine for diamonds, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and break free from the cycle of shame and procrastination. Your epic adventure awaits!