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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

Crafty, diamonds, lol, long trail tags, McCraftface, name em, name em brainstorming, name em categories, name em concepts, name em creativity, name em examples, name em exploration, name em generator, name em ideas, name em inspiration, name em list, name em names, name em phrases, name em suggestions, name em tags, name em themes, name em topics, name em trail, name em words, Server, Spell

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Enchantments Applied:	218
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	2896
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	630	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, Anime, comedy, Fans, finally out, friendship, Girls Love, high school, hilarious, humor, japanese, long awaited, Manga, meets, Minecraft, New Release, Oomuro-ke, OomuroCraft, Otaku, school life, series, slice of life, SpinOff, Trackers, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3458
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

big booty, bitch boys, Bitches, BLOCK, creampie, crossdressors, Dominant, femboys, girly boys, horny, ILoveRapingBitches57, kik, masculine dom, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes, obedient sub, pimps, PIXEL, Players, punishment, REWARD, Server, sext, shemales, Sluts, submissive, Traps

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	399455	Emeralds Found:	824
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

Commitment, Communication, counseling, Crafty, fidelity, Leave, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage problems, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Wont

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagz, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!