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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7097 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 330591 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
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