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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1261 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 111 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.
And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!
