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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6960 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 563 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have somehow managed to make a western adaptation actually good! And trust us, that is no easy feat considering the source material is straight out of the 80s shlock era. But hey, we’ve added so many crazy mods and custom features that you won’t even believe you’re playing the same game.
Join us for epic quests where you have to battle giant pixelated robots from the future, or build your own time machine to travel back to the 80s and witness the shlock firsthand. And don’t forget about our exclusive cowboy-themed PvP battles, where you can duel it out with other players while riding on pixelated horses.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky version of Minecraft that actually works? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any unexpected time loops or spaghetti western showdowns along the way.
