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NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ores Mined:	1773	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Votes:	9206	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Buildings Constructed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	4073	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	250	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7037	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Villages Defended:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	124
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	4620

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!