Goober SMP – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RetireCraft Minecraft Server

administration, age discrimination, Ageism, cognitive decline, elder abuse awareness., elder care, elder exploitation, elderly abuse, elderly neglect, elderly rights, Exploitation, incompetent leadership, mental health, Minecraft, political manipulation, political puppet, presidential duties, RetireCraft, Retirement, rubber stamp president, senior citizens, Server, vulnerable adults

Are you tired of seeing an almost 90-year-old man trying to run the most complicated and troublesome tasks in the world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent creations, and battle fierce mobs. Our server is a place where age is just a number and fun knows no bounds.

Don’t be a rubber stamp player on other servers, come to ours and be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’s more fun than watching an elderly man try to navigate the complexities of the modern world.

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SisAnxietyNoGoOrElse

anxiety, beach day, body positivity, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, Individuality, mental health, parenting, self-confidence, Self-expression, sibling relationships, SisAnxietyNoGoOrElse, sisterly bond, summer activities, support system, teenage angst, understanding anxiety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics while building your own virtual world.

On our server, you can witness the epic saga of Rose, Lily, and Daisy as they navigate teenage drama, car rides to the beach, and fashion disputes. Will Rose cover up her scars at the beach to appease her anxious sister Lily? Or will she stand her ground and embrace her true self? The choice is yours to make in this riveting tale of sibling rivalry.

But beware, things can get heated on our server. With emotions running high and family tensions at an all-time high, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be the voice of reason in this chaotic household, or will you stir the pot and watch the fireworks fly?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic showdowns, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

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DrunkCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol-fueled escapades, alcohol-induced antics, bizarre incidents, crazy antics, drunk behavior, DrunkCraft, drunken antics, drunken foolishness, extreme intoxication, funny drunk stories, hilarious drunk moments, insane party stories, intoxicated individuals, Minecraft, outrageous actions, outrageous drunken behavior, over-the-top behavior, party shenanigans, ridiculous behavior, Server, unforgettable drunk moments, wild behavior, wild party stories

Have you ever seen a drunk person try to build a rollercoaster in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a Tuesday night! Join us for a wild ride of drunken shenanigans and epic builds. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll witness – from building a house made entirely of cake to trying to ride a pig off a cliff. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab a drink (or two) and come join the party!

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MineCraftyLife

Adventure, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, cooking Class, cultural immersion, dance class, extreme sports, foreign language, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, meditation, MineCraftyLife, music festival, new experiences, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, travel, Volunteer work

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server!

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ShowerOpsCraft

bathroom standards, bathroom technology, consistent operation, modern showers, plumbing standards, shower controls, shower design, shower efficiency, shower experience, shower functionality, shower innovation, shower operation, shower performance, shower technology, shower usability, ShowerOpsCraft, standard creation, user experience, water flow management, water pressure regulation, water temperature control

Yo yo yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the showers are always poppin’! We got waterfalls, lava falls, and even potion falls for all your bathing needs. Plus, our showers have teleportation capabilities so you can wash up in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our showers are also equipped with disco lights, music players, and even a snack bar for when you get hungry. And don’t worry about getting lost in the shower maze, we have friendly llamas guiding you to the nearest exit.

So come on down to our server and experience the most epic showers of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, trust us.

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Avalon: Where you can keep your inventory after being chased by killer bunnies for 9 years

armor, avalon, bunnies, CHASED, cleric, Crafting, destiny, Diablo, inventory, Killer, Mage, magic spells, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, Plugins, Rogue, RPG, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons, World of Warcraft, Years

Avalon Minecraft Server

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Avalon is an mmorpg in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmorpg Minecraft server with a rich storyline, quests, classes, and unique features.
How do I join a kingdom?	You can join a kingdom by interacting with NPCs in the game and following the quests.
Are there daily raid bosses?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards for defeating them.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can create your own kingdom and invite others to join you.

Galactic Clash Minecraft Server

Challenges, clash, Combat, comparison, delayed attacks, elden ring, endless anime combos, fair, Fun, Galactic, gameplay, input reading, Mechanics, Minecraft, modern games, no poise, Opinions, Server, souls-likes, stellar blade, strategy, Thoughts, zanzibartvs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of endless anime combos as you battle it out with other players. Our delayed attacks will keep you on your toes, and don’t even get us started on the lack of poise – it’s chaos in the best way possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with advanced input reading technology, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive. And who could forget the legendary battles of Zanzibartvs? Trust us, you won’t find a more fair and fun server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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MineTale Server – The Ultimate Undertale/Deltarune Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that will make your friends green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them in the enchanted forest. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the land of Deltarune, where you can team up with Susie and Ralsei to defeat the evil King!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and sneaky creepers along the way. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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SisterSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dirty dishes, emotional distress, Eviction, family, house rules, Laundry, living situation, Minecraft, one night stands, pet care, pet loss, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate issues, Server, Siblings, sisterly love., SisterSavage, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

Are you tired of living with a roommate who brings home more strangers than a nightclub, leaves dishes to ferment in the sink, and treats the washing machine like a storage unit? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from real-life drama and chaos. Our server is a sanctuary where you can build, explore, and create without any unwanted houseguests. Plus, we promise that none of our players will accidentally let your virtual dog out of the front door.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a pixelated paradise where the only screaming matches are between players battling it out in PvP. Join now and leave the dirty dishes behind – both in-game and in real life!

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WeddingCraft: No Room, No Groom!

AITAH, budget-friendly, buffet, central location, destination wedding, Dinner, fair, family, future SIL, groom, guilt trip, hotel room, immediate family, little white chapel, MONEY, not paying, room, share rooms, Siblings, significant others, Vegas, Wedding, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old traditions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic virtual wedding of all time!

Picture this: a beautiful ceremony at the Little White Chapel, surrounded by your closest friends and family (Minecraft characters, of course). No need for a reception, we’ve got a virtual buffet where everyone can feast on pixelated delicacies.

But wait, there’s more! We’ll even pay for your Minecraft parents’ hotel rooms so they can join in on the fun. And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even spot a virtual Elvis impersonator wandering around the server.

Now, here’s where the drama unfolds. Your Minecraft sister-in-law is demanding we pay for her room too, claiming it’s unfair to only cover some guests’ expenses. But fear not, we stand firm in our decision. Will she make it to the wedding? Only time will tell.

So, grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft wedding adventure ever! Who needs a real Vegas wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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