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RespawnAfterLife

Afterlife, afterlife theories, BELIEF, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgement, Life after death., mortality, Peace, philosophical ponderings, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnAfterLife, Soul, spirituality, the unknown, uncertainty

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Ever wondered what happens after you bite the dust in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you respawn in a magical land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying creepers! Join us for the chance to explore the afterlife like never before. Who needs heaven or hell when you have a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build the craziest structures imaginable. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate respawn adventure!

JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ores Mined:	7072	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Farms Harvested:	662	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Mom-in-Law Block Party

Assertiveness, BLOCK, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Heart condition, in-laws, living arrangements, Manipulation, MomInLaw, Party, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, support systems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ores Mined:	3492	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous quests. We promise you won’t have to cook elaborate meals for anyone or deal with entitled in-laws demanding your bed. Unless, of course, you want to roleplay that in our virtual world – we won’t judge!

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind – we promise you won’t regret it! Plus, we don’t have any stair lifts for entitled in-laws, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

GirlyGamerGal Minecraft SMP

breaking barriers, challenging stereotypes, equality, feminism, gender assumptions, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality advocacy, gender equality awareness, gender equality movement, gender expectations, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender stereotypes debunked, GirlyGamerGal, Minecraft, misconceptions, smp, societal norms, Women empowerment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP where women dominate the virtual world with their epic building skills and PvP prowess! Our server is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions at every turn. You’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, like the time when a group of players rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers armed with diamond swords. So come join us and show the world that women can kick butt in Minecraft too!

RegretfulSplurge

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Diamond Refund” feature where you can exchange any regretful purchases for diamonds! That’s right, no more crying over that overpriced enchanted sword that turned out to be a dud.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive “Regretful Buyers Club” where we share hilarious stories of our worst purchases. From accidentally buying a stack of dirt for 100 diamonds to trading a prized diamond pickaxe for a measly carrot, we’ve all been there and we’re here to laugh about it together.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a collection of ridiculous purchases that will have everyone on the server rolling on the floor laughing. Trust us, you won’t regret it (pun intended)!

DruzeCraft Minecraft Server

Caution, children, Conflict, Druze, DruzeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political tension, RECKLESS, response, RETALIATION, Server, Tragedy, violence, War, Warning, Warns

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRUZE CHILDREN running around causing chaos and mayhem! Iran is SHOOK by their power and warns everyone to not mess with them or face the consequences! Join now if you want to witness the DRAMA unfold and be a part of the most WILD server out there! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!