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Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	2686	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	196
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Farms Harvested:	366	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
New Chunks Explored:	155166	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	5646	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!