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4ChanNoMore Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4ChanNoMore, activism, Alternative, ANONYMOUS, Cancer, Censorship, cloudflare, free software, G.., IceCat, internet, JavaScript, LibreJS, Minecraft, non-free, Online Community, open source, privacy, Richard Stallman, SECURITY, smp, Technology, Tor

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	749	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of being blocked from accessing your favorite 4chan boards because of pesky cloudflare and LibreJS? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help save Richard Stallman from his fictional battle with cancer by using only free js and avoiding cloudflare at all costs. Plus, who needs 4chan when you can build epic structures and fight off creepers with your fellow players? Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive parents, acceptance, Boyfriend, bullying, childhood friends, college students, deportation, family, forgiveness, grudge, guest list, invite, Marriage, Minecraft, Server, sibling, sister, Small wedding, Therapy, Wedding, WeddingCraft, young love

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Towns Built:	10
Emeralds Found:	9404	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in forgiveness and love…unless you’re a bully who made someone’s life a living hell in middle school! We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here, so if you’re looking to join a community that values kindness and respect, this is the place for you.

Join us for epic weddings, where we make sure to invite only the coolest cousins and definitely not the ex-bullies who caused drama in the past. Our ceremonies are small, intimate, and filled with love…and maybe a little bit of Minecraft-themed decor.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to invite your sister’s reformed bully to the wedding or not. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret…unless you’re still holding a grudge from middle school. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

MommaCraft – Kickin’ It Out!

ah, bills, Chores, consideration, ending, Eviction, girlfriend’s mother, Homeless, kicked out, kickin, leach, living together, MommaCraft, moving out, outings, provider, qualms, relationship, street, unemployed, WIBTA

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crops Grown:	5528
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique living situation that will make you question your own sanity! Join us and experience the chaos of living with your girlfriend, her unemployed mother, and a whole lot of drama.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual world where you are the sole provider for everyone around you. But don’t worry, it’s not all bad – you’ll get to witness the epic battles between your girlfriend and her mom over who does the least chores.

But wait, there’s more! Will you be the hero who saves the day by keeping everyone off the streets, or will you be the villain who kicks them to the curb and watches the drama unfold? The choice is yours on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of living in a virtual household filled with entitlement, laziness, and a whole lot of questionable decisions. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

NopeNotEvenForMinecraftSMP

declining powers, extraordinary abilities, extraordinary talents, NopeNotEvenForMinecraftSMP, powers to refuse, refusing gifts, refusing superpowers, rejecting offers, rejecting opportunities, rejecting special powers, saying no to abilities, saying no to superpowers, Special abilities, supernatural abilities, Supernatural powers, superpower rejection, turning down gifts, undesirable gifts, unwanted abilities, unwanted skills

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	665	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	9774
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and craft items? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can reject superpowers left and right, like the ability to turn all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns or the power to make creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine. Who needs those kinds of powers anyway when you can join our server and experience the true chaos of Minecraft like never before?

So come on down and join our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might even discover a superpower you never knew you needed, like the ability to make all the chickens on the server wear top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless, so what are you waiting for? Join us today and embrace the madness!

FriendshipCraft: SecretRevealed

BETRAYAL, close friends, confidential information, deep connections, friendship, FriendshipCraft, hidden pasts, hidden truths, Honesty, intimate details, long lasting friendships, long-term relationships, loyalty, personal revelations, private matters, SecretRevealed, Secrets, Surprises, surprising revelations, Trust, unexpected confessions, unexpected discoveries

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds! Join us and uncover the juicy secrets of your fellow players after years of friendship. Did you know that Steve has a secret underground lair filled with diamonds? Or that Alex is actually a master prankster who loves to troll unsuspecting players? Join our server and prepare to be shocked, amazed, and maybe even a little bit scared of what you’ll discover about your friends. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

NukeTownCraft

arms control, atomic bomb, Diplomacy, global security, governor, hiroshima, ideal, international relations, Japan, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeTownCraft, Peace, Peacebuilding, political leadership, pressing issue, security council, united nations, world war II

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hiroshima but without the bad stuff. we got nukes, bombs, and all the explosions you could ever want. the governor said our server is the bomb, literally. join now for a blast of a time and help us tackle nuclear disarmament by blowing up everything in sight. who needs ideals when you can have explosions, amirite?

StickShiftSecurity

anti-theft measures, auto theft prevention, auto theft rates, car ownership, car safety, car security, car security measures, car security tips, car theft deterrent, car theft prevention, car theft statistics, manual car, manual driving skills, manual transmission, manual transmission benefits, stick shift, stick shift car, StickShiftSecurity, theft deterrent, vehicle protection, vehicle security

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6990	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7712
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Crops Grown:	6484
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like owning a car with a manual transmission – no one gonna steal yo diamonds cuz they too busy tryna figure out how to work the redstone contraptions!

we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.

plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.

so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.

NoLonelyCraft – Find love and diamonds here!

DATING, dating efforts, diamonds, Effort, fear, fear of being alone, fear of being single, fear of singlehood, Find, finding partners, higher self-esteem, investing, involuntary single, keeping partners, love, NoLonelyCraft, relationships, romantic partners, romantic relationships, self esteem, self worth, single individuals, singlehood, trying hard

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	7412	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

are u tired of being alone in minecraft? do u fear the single player life? well fear no more, cuz this server is the answer to all ur lonely nights! join us and never be single in minecraft again!

people on this server invest all their love and effort into finding a minecraft partner. u won’t be single for long, trust me! and if u already have a minecraft partner, well lucky u! u can just chill and not worry about trying too hard.

high self-esteem? who needs it! on this server, everyone is desperate for love and companionship. u won’t feel the need to try too hard, cuz everyone is just as crazy as u are!

so come join us on this wild ride of love, romance, and blocky adventures. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world!

Aurora’s SMP – Where you can build majestic things… or just be a potato. Potatoes welcome! No age restrictions 🙂

Adventure, age, aurora, Auroras, authentic, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Day, Discord, endermen, Fabric, friendship, imagination, landscape, Majestic, Memories, mini blocks, night, Potato, Potatoes, restrictions, shulker, smp, Survival, things, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	3547
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Animals Bred:	185	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora SMP
Season	3
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Features	Easy sleeping mechanic Endermen don’t steal blocks Adjustable armor stands Enhanced drops from mobs Custom player heads from wandering traders Bluemap for 3D viewing Inclusion of Terralith and Tectonic datapacks
How to Join	Add TaintedPixels on Discord for requests

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) about Aurora SMP

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Fabric 1.21.
How can I join the server?	To join, add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server has datapacks such as easy sleeping, non-block stealing Endermen, adjustable armor stands, enhanced mob drops, custom player heads from wandering traders, Bluemap for 3D viewing, and inclusion of Terralith and Tectonic datapacks.

ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

ArgenCraft, Argentinians, ArgentiniansJugglers, BraziliansUber eat drivers, Iberians, Minecraft, PolishPlumbers, Server, Toilet cleaners

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a circus act? Well, look no further because we’ve got Argentinian Jugglers, Brazilian Uber Eats drivers, Iberian toilet cleaners, and Polish plumbers all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen!

Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as these unique professions clash in the virtual world. Watch as the jugglers try to balance their way through challenging obstacles, the Uber Eats drivers race to deliver food faster than ever before, the toilet cleaners scrub their way to victory, and the plumbers fix up the messes left behind.

You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the fun and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with a whole lot of craziness! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.