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Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Potions Brewed:	184
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	287
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2504	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2294	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	481
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Farms Harvested:	252	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Emeralds Found:	2225
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	567
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Magic Items Found:	8324
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.