#golfgirls Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Dragon & Tortoise, Events, general, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, kaede, Kaho, Kirara, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Serenade Promenade, Server, Set Fury, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, Special Investigation, Total Assault, Tsukuyo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry!

Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adult, adult audio, asmr, Corpo, Discord, Dorky Yandere, Ever-Demanding Mistress, fansly, Fertility Goddess, general, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Holodex, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Joi, lewd audios, Minecraft, Patreon, polar bear, relationships, smp, STREAMS, transparent head cutouts, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

No More Foids Minecraft Server

avoid running, Blame, don’t want to see you run, Fault, fault of foids, foids, Minecraft, never again, never run, RESPONSIBILITY, running behavior, Server, stay put, stop running, unacceptable behavior, Women, women’s actions, women’s behavior, women’s choices, women’s decisions, women’s responsibility

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	933	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

Action-Adventure, console gaming, current events, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, INAUGURATION, Jensen’s, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Politics, role playing games, second term, smp, strategy games, trump, Trump presidency, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Dragon Eggs Found:	634
Love Letters Sent:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

Appearance, drummer, drummer girl, drumming abilities, drumming skills, forehead, forehead beauty, forehead criticism, forehead curiosity, forehead features, forehead mysteries, forehead questions, forehead shape, forehead size, forehead uniqueness, huge forehead, Minecraft, Music, musician, percussionist, Server, talent, what is it good for

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, knot, Minecraft, Slip, Slipknot Bros Not Like This Metal Music Rock Heavy Metal Band Nu Metal Alternative Metal Iowa Corey Taylor Joey Jordison Jim Root Shawn Crahan Sid Wilson Mick Thomson Craig Jones Paul Gray Chris Fehn, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

Consciousness, contemplation, emotions, Existence, existence exploration, existence inquiry, existence pondering, existence questions, existential crisis, existentialism, Identity, introspection, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Reality, self reflection, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mines Excavated:	3744	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crops Grown:	1193
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	3162
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	459	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals