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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5612
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Emeralds Found:	4409	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	699	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	175
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!