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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Dragon Eggs Found:	7915	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	299	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4219
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Votes:	5703
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!