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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2382 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)