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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1632 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9333 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2435 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as supportive as a best friend after surgery? Look no further than our server! We’ll take care of you like we took care of Amber post-surgery, minus the fallopian tube removal (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
Join us for a healthcare system-free experience where you can relax, heal, and have someone tuck you in at night (virtually, of course). Our server is so supportive, your boyfriend might accuse you of cheating on him with us. But hey, who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server that treats you better than a girlfriend?
So come on over and experience the love language of acts of service in the most outrageous way possible. We promise not to clean your bathroom unless you really need it. And if you’re lucky, maybe we’ll even bring you some homemade chicken noodle soup in-game. Join now and let the friendship drama unfold!
