goldstein Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Emeralds Found:	4868	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	225538

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mines Excavated:	4409	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Crops Grown:	1590	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	702	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2331
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565