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ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4538
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3856	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	406415	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

2 weeks notice, BlockyBucks, Career Advice, career choices, career decisions, diamonds, employee rights, ghosting, job resignation, job satisfaction, job stress, mental health, office drama, professional etiquette, quitting a job, Top, toxic work environment, Wagecucking, work relationships, workplace conflict, workplace stress

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, CREEPERS, DeepL, discussion, download links, Drool, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Recommendations, rule, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN General, Yoshi’s, YoshiCraft, Yoshino Edition

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

Aesthetic, Alternate Universe, Appearance, character design, dont, Fan art, fan community, fan favorite, fan reaction, fan response, fan speculation, FANTASY, fictional character, hypothetical, matter, opinion, pixelated, Playground, redesign, Speculative, transformation, Ubel, Ubels, visual change

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?