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KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1218	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	955
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	127043
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	3141
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5455	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Animals Bred:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	New Chunks Explored:	81338
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	13

Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4327	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!