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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8518 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 849 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.