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SnowflakeCraft: Where even the most triggered mobs can’t handle the heat

Anime, bad moral conflicts, Character development, Characters, complex characters, Conflict Resolution, conflicting values, controversial choices, criticism, ethical dilemmas, ethical issues, good anime, handle, Heat, Justified, justified criticism, mobs, moral ambiguity, moral dilemma, moral judgment., questionable decisions, show criticizes, SnowflakeCraft, triggered

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power and a never-ending supply of cake. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

activism, built for BWC, Colonization, colonized whores, colonizers, Crafty, decolonization, discrimination, ethnic genocide, Exploitation, Fun, Genocide, happen, historical trauma, human rights violations, intersectionality, marginalized communities, Oppression, power dynamics, racism, resistance, sexual violence, social inequality, systemic injustice, White Supremacy, Whores

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchantments Applied:	94
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	267065
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

ANONYMOUS, AnonymousCraft, Antiques, appraisal, Assessment, collectible, CREEPERS, estimate, Evaluation, Investment, market value., Masks, no. 673419458, Pricing, rare, Server, unidentified, unknown, valuable, valuable item, valuable object, Valuation, vintage, wear, WORTH..

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Potions Brewed:	46	New Chunks Explored:	60854
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Emeralds Found:	2279
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Farms Harvested:	945
Crops Grown:	7239	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	813
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	171	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.