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DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	388	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Epic Battles Fought:	7

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Towns Built:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	128
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5780
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	6040	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Items Found:	6728
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8730
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Star Shards Collected:	70
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!