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BlockyChildhoodTrauma Minecraft Server

BlockyChildhoodTrauma, child abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, molestation, overcoming trauma, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, Server, sexual abuse, support system, Therapy, therapy for survivors, therapy sessions, Trauma

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of monotony! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town. Rumor has it that our server was actually created by a group of highly intelligent llamas who were tired of being underestimated in the Minecraft world. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves questionable childhood experiences.

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ores Mined:	4752	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Invitation, love, loyalty, NotTodaySis, partner, relationship, Respect, Significant Other, sister, SisWeddingNoPlusOne, Support, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bothersome, DISLIKES, distinct, Frustration, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individual, IRRITATING, Minecraft, one of a kind, particular, peculiar, Personal, pet peeve, PickyPeeve, Preferences, QUIRKS, Server, Specific, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!

CraftyKindness

anonymous act of kindness, behind the scenes kindness, compassion, covert acts of kindness., CraftyKindness, Generosity, Good deed, helping others, hidden acts of kindness, Kindness, Making A Difference, private acts of kindness, Random act of kindness, secret act of kindness, Selfless act, silent good deed, small gestures, spreading positivity, undercover kindness, unnoticed acts of kindness, unspoken acts of kindness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	898
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

anti-government, Belfast, BombCraft, civil disobedience, community uprising, Conflict, law enforcement, Minecraft, Northern Ireland, paint bombs, petrol bombs, Police, protest, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social unrest, Street violence, Unrest, urban warfare, Vandalism, violence, young people

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	116

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

comma separated, CraftyDoers, do nothing, do something, Generate, hoping, LazyBuilders, list, long tail, people, tags, up to 20

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	934246
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6058
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Magic Items Found:	6470

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!