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CraftyCraze – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievements, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCraze, Diaries, FAQs, golden god, Info, leagues V, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, MODERN, new players, old school runescape, Quests, Retirement, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, TEASERS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and rewards? Well, look no further than our server, where you can become a golden god in the fine ok edition!

If you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests and diaries to keep you busy. And if you need to communicate with other players, just hop into our chat channel, fart cc. Yes, you read that right – fart cc.

But that’s not all! Join us for the /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and see if you have what it takes to come out on top. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our outrageous Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	6805
Magic Items Found:	8573	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6792
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9699
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4986	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3852	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7307
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!