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Childhood TraumaCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	901
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

playversion2.com

AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Votes:	7668
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

play.alfakurt.com

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	3392	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4702
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Votes:	2916
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!