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PixelPestProblem

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, bothersome issue, Day, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor annoyance, minor mishap, minor setback, mood killer, Nuisance, pesky problem, pet peeve, PixelPestProblem, ruin, small mistake, smallest thing, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of getting your day ruined by tiny annoyances like stepping on a Lego or running out of milk for your cereal? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the smallest thing that can ruin your day is getting attacked by a horde of baby zombies riding chickens! That’s right, forget about stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut, we’ve got a whole new level of tiny terror waiting for you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the tiniest creatures are out to get you. Build epic fortresses to protect yourself from miniature mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Baby Zombie Egg, and maybe even tame a chicken-riding baby zombie as your loyal steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the smallest but deadliest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, watch your back and always keep an eye out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may be small, but they’re definitely not to be underestimated!

UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrike, Ammo Dumps, blast, Conflict, drone attack, eastern europe, Fuel, Geopolitics, international relations, long range drones, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, Set Ablaze, Technology, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneWarfare, WARFARE

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian long-range drones are blasting and setting ablaze russian military airfield fuel and ammo dumps!

why join, u ask? well, because where else can u see such epic battles and explosions in minecraft?! plus, the loot u can get from the wreckage is insane – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, u name it!

not to mention, our community is lit af – everyone is always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic bases or trolling each other with hilarious pranks.

so come on over and join the chaos – who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server!

Crafty Taliban Banter

Afghanistan, banter, bare faces, conservative beliefs, Crafty, cultural restrictions, freedom of expression, gender discrimination, gender inequality, human rights violation, Islamic law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, public ban, religious extremism, social control, Taliban, vice laws, women’s empowerment, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SocialCraft: DepressoMoodChain

cognitive overload, college student mental health, college students, depressive mood, DepressoMoodChain, digital mental health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health effects, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mobile social media, social comparison, social media addiction, social media impact, social media influence, social media usage, socialcraft, technology impact, technology use, upward social comparison

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so like, u know how college can be super stressful and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could escape all that craziness by diving into a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u forget all about ur depressing mood. like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will make u forget all about ur college stress and make u feel like u are on top of the world.

u see, when u join this server, u will be surrounded by other players who are just as awesome as u are. u will be able to make new friends, build amazing structures, and go on crazy adventures together. and get this, the server is so huge that u will never run out of things to do. like, there are endless possibilities for u to explore and conquer.

but wait, it gets even better. on this server, u will be able to participate in epic battles, go on treasure hunts, and even ride dragons. yes, u heard me right, u can ride freaking dragons. how cool is that?

so if u want to escape from the stresses of college life and have the time of ur life, then u need to join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	133	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3583	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	219	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2851
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	520

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!