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Goldberg unironically had one of the best power-based movesets in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5353	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic power moves you’ve ever seen! We’re talking Goldberg level power here, folks. Imagine punching a tree and it explodes into a million diamonds, or sneezing and accidentally creating a new dimension. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon is scared of us. So come join us and unleash your inner Goldberg, because on this SMP, anything is possible!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Crafty Commander in Chief

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Votes:	2712	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	510	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

🌟 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join now for a WILD ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of ALPACAS start dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits! And guess what? You can ride them into battle against the evil LLAMA army that’s trying to take over the server!

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Arlecchino Web Event where you can battle ghosts in your sleep for epic rewards! And don’t miss out on the Discovery Collaboration Web Event where you can explore nature and uncover hidden treasures with your trusty DIAMOND PICKAXE.

Join now and meet characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. Equip yourself with weapons like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn to conquer the CRIMSON NIGHT and save the Minecraft world from destruction!

Don’t miss out on daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes to enhance your gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! 🎮✨

Check out our Useful Links for more info!

Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Miyu’s Revenge: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Miyu is so upset with you that she created this world just to get revenge! Join now to see what crazy challenges she has in store for you!

Explore our insane custom-built maps filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Miyu has gone all out to make sure you never see the light of day again!

But don’t worry, you’ll have a chance to team up with other players to take on Miyu and her minions. Work together to defeat her and claim victory!

Join now and experience the wrath of Miyu in a Minecraft server like no other. Are you brave enough to face her fury?

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	8652	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9660	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2036
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.