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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1551 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
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