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The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Enchantments Applied:	249
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8986	Star Shards Collected:	191

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!

PleasureCraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9036	Divine Spears Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockBusterBust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyPropagandaFactory

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Blocky World Quest: System Justification

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.