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SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	788054
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	5371	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

#Tamurkhan, #youtube, Assembly Kit, Battles, Chaos, CraftyWarriors, creative assembly, Epic, Hotfix, meets, Minecraft, Miraheze, Nurgle worshipper, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, TotalWar-Official, Trailer, Warhammer

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4053	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

#pikachu, Abilities, Anime, Batman, BUILD, Characters, Combat, Competition, crossover, FANTASY, fate, Manga, Master Pai Mei, Media, movies, opinion, Party, PIXEL, Powers, servants, spongebob, strategy, Supernatural, tv shows, video games, winning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	177	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	225
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4738	Dimension Hops:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!