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Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

3 hours, Crafty, dog, ending it all, fucked up, hour, Killed, lolz, pibbles, power, roommate

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
New Chunks Explored:	888934	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2240

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, discussion, ducks, Grand Wizard Edition, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, mad, MAYHEM, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)

CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

940+ HP, challenging battle., CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, damage resistance, difficult to defeat, fear, formidable, formidable foe, hard to kill, healing, Heals himself by around 189 after each hit, high health, massive HP pool, Nothin personal kid, Powerful, Resilient, strong defenses, Tanky, tough opponent, Tread, Unstoppable, Your teams moves barely do any damage at all

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

2030s, 2030sCraft, American Intervention, CCP, China, conservatism, cultural zeitgeist, demographic crunch, economic boom, economic crisis, European immigration, foreign policy, Future, Greatest Generation, Hispanic population, Hostile, Indicators, inflation, meets, Minecraft, narco state, organized crime, Reagan era

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!

aew, Competition, contract, CraftyContractors, crazy, difference maker, Edition, free agent, future prospects, Lowballing, MAYHEM, Minecraft, negotiations, professional wrestling, Roster, Rumors, SIGNING, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Summer, Superstar, talent, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ores Mined:	1724	Votes:	1827
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!

PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

4.5k, 4K, BRING, building, Casual, Claiming, Dinosaurs, Discord link, encouraged, Geopolitical, Join, join us, Land, Map, Minecraft, NoDinosAllowed, PangaeaEarth, player, PvP, roam, SemiBland, Server, smp, Systems, tea, Towny, Vanilla, work in progress

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

PangaeaEarth Overview

Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
What type of map does PangaeaEarth have?	PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
Is there a claiming system on the server?	Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards?	The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fun, general, High Noon Event, Join, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, varus

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Emeralds Found:	8916
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!