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RoomieGF Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, awkward, Boundaries, check in, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Girlfriend, immature, Lease, living situation, Minecraft, nyc apartment, overstepping, passive aggressive, personal space, relationships, Respect, RoomieGF, roommate, Server, third wheel, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is like a spacious NYC apartment, but without the awkward roommates’ girlfriends hanging around uninvited. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you don’t have to worry about feeling like a third wheel in your own virtual home. Plus, our virtual living situations are way better than those tiny shoe-box apartments you’re used to. Don’t be the ***hole, join our server today!

OopsieCraft

#momlife, #socialnorms, accidentalbreakage, childresponsibility, customerexperience, frienddrama, friendsjudging, momguilt, OopsieCraft, parenting, parentingfails, retailhumor, retailtherapy, retailwoes, shoppingwithkids, storeaccident, storeetiquette, storeincident, Target, toddlerbehavior, ToddlerLife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8962	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where breaking things is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the time when a player’s child accidentally knocked over a display of candles in Target, causing chaos and mayhem. But instead of being scolded, they were praised for their destructive skills!

Join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the ultimate troublemaker and be celebrated for your antics!

So come on over and join the fun, where being an asshole is not only accepted, but celebrated. Let’s break things together and create unforgettable memories in our crazy Minecraft world!

EduCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, education, EduCraft, flee, forced, forced to flee, Girls, girls education, girls’ education Taliban minister, Minecraft, Minister, Server, Speech, speech in support, Support, support of girls’ education, Taliban, Taliban minister, Taliban minister forced to flee, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Crops Grown:	8881
Void Gems Collected:	13	New Chunks Explored:	870639
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	7520

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5041	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2005	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.