🍆💦GoEngineer Minecraft Servers

IntCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because we have a proposition for you that will blow your mind!

Introducing our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we have merged the languages of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia into one super language called Baltonic! That’s right, no more confusion over which language to speak, now you can communicate with players from all three countries in this epic new language.

But wait, there’s more! Just like how Switzerland and Austria are forced to speak German, we are forcing the Baltic nations to speak Baltonic for the ultimate gaming experience. It’s like a linguistic adventure every time you log on!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to communicate with players from different countries in a language that no one has ever heard of before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

TentTrouble Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the friend in the story, we expect all players to keep each other updated at all times. Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, the real challenge here is maintaining constant communication with your fellow players.

Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!

Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.

DriveOrDieMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!

We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).

And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

CellPhoneSMP – NegEfectos

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Are you tired of being constantly glued to your phone, missing out on all the epic adventures waiting for you in the virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the dreaded cell phone addiction that’s been holding you back from living your best blocky life.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.

Hate2Crave: The Foodie Server

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Remember that one food you used to hate as a kid? Well, imagine if that food was actually a Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. This server is like that food you used to despise, but now you can’t get enough of it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire out of blocks that look like that dreaded childhood food. But don’t worry, this server has a special power that will make you love it more than anything else in the world.

Legend has it that anyone who joins this server will be granted the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, shoot fireballs from their hands, and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored unicorn. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just the beginning.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive a lifetime supply of virtual cookies that will never run out. That’s right, you can munch on delicious cookies while exploring the wonders of this magical server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let this once-hated food turned Minecraft server change your life forever!

SpaceCadetMC Server

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so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even NASA astronauts wanna stay in space just to keep playing on it! they were supposed to come back in January, but they were like nah, we gotta keep mining and building on this server until February! like, can you imagine how epic this server must be if NASA is choosing it over coming back to Earth on a messed up spaceship? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure in the galaxy! 🚀🌌 #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #nasaapproved

Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished

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so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

IntrovertCraft

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF TALKING TO REAL PPL? WELL, JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN TALK TO PIXELATED BLOCKS INSTEAD!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND DOLPHINS GIVE U FREE RIDES!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST CREEPER WHO TURNS INTO A DISCO BALL AT MIDNIGHT?

JOIN NOW AND U CAN BECOME BESTIES WITH A TALKING CHICKEN WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND FORGET ABOUT TALKING TO REAL PPL FOREVER!

FiberCraft: Quantum vs. Classic

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got quantum data beamed alongside ‘classical data’ in da same fiber-optic connection for da 1st time! like, bruh, dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u can build ur own quantum-powered castle and travel between dimensions in style. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u magical powers like flying on a pig or turning ur enemies into chickens. so come join us and experience da mind-bending awesomeness of our server!

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2015
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Villages Defended:	20

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	1925	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7362
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Amazing GoEngineer Minecraft Servers

IntCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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TentTrouble Minecraft Server

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DriveOrDieMC

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Hate2Crave: The Foodie Server

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SpaceCadetMC Server

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Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished

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Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2992	Animals Bred:	106

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10