🍆💦#godzillavsdestroyah Minecraft Servers

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Adventures, Bidens, BoomTown, explosive

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	52

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4760	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Void Armor Forged:	20

Unprecedented #godzillavsdestroyah Minecraft Servers

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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VuhledarDefenseCraft

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BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

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FurnitureFiascoCraft

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MineCraftyExcuse

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Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4