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GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7965	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	4738	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8753	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	964825
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Divine Spears Created:	27	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3557	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7133	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.