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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1329 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 215 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.
As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
