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CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!

Blocky Banter

Backlash, banter, blocky, Communication, consumer demand, creativity, criticism, developers, Disappointment, Entertainment, Expectations, Feedback, Gamers, Gaming, Industry, innovation, market research, Online Community, player experience, Publishers, really, video games, wanted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	8855	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Farms Harvested:	947
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3487

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for insane adventures in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. Our legendary staff will guide you through quests that will test your skills and your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond ores and the most elusive ender dragons. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Herobrine lurking in the shadows. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PartyCraft: Happy Bday Big Man

#partycraft, BDay, Beautiful Day, big, Big man, Birthday, celebration, Earth, Existence, feel, greatest men, Happy, Happy Birthday, join us, man, neutralzone, neutralzone.sl, neutralzone.sl/r/neutralzone, Playing, The Greatest Story Never Told, Time, time to feel

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

🎉🎈🎂 Today is the Birthday of one of the greatest men to ever grace this earth with their existence. You know who i’m talking about. We are playing The Greatest Story Never Told. Please come join us in celebration of this beautiful day. https://neutralzone.sl/r/neutralzone 🎉🎈🎂

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join our insane Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a giant taco castle or ride a unicorn into battle. It’s time to feel the blocky magic!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail LOLz

Aboard, aventurine, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, Destruction, drip marketing, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, preservation, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	256290
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Falling into the Void:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on adventures like never before! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the Golden Touch awaits those who dare to seek it!

Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the stakes are higher than ever. Will you play the Non-Zero-Sum Game and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the whims of fate?

Our server features insane character banners like Aventurine, Jingliu + Lynx, Luka, and Serval. And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners for Inherently Unjust Destiny and I Shall Be My Own Sword – the power is in your hands!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate drip marketing with characters like Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. And don’t miss out on our redeemable codes for exclusive rewards!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this unforgettable Minecraft server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in the game!

CraftyCows Minecraft Madness

Corruption, CraftyCows, criticism, developing country, discrimination, economic challenges, education system, environmental degradation, Government failure, healthcare problems, India, INEQUALITY, infrastructure shortcomings, madness, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, overpopulation, Pollution, POVERTY, sanitation issues, shithole, Social Issues, third-world country

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Join us and experience the wonders of a world where India is a shithole – but don’t worry, our server is nothing like that!

Explore vast landscapes, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs alongside your friends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – legend has it that hidden deep within our world is a diamond mine so rich, it would make even the wealthiest Minecraft player jealous!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret unicorn sanctuary where you can ride on rainbow trails and frolic with magical creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

YuYuCraft: Spirit World Adventures

action, Adventures, Anime, Anime Series, classic, Dark Tournament, Demon World Tournament, Favorite, Genkai, Hiei, kurama, Kuwabara, nostalgic, Reboot, spirit, Spirit Detective, Spirit world, Supernatural, Toguro, waiting for reboot, world, Yusuke Urameshi, Yuyu Hakusho, YuYuCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, Still waiting for reboot is here to save the day! Why join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. True story, he sends us postcards from the End Realm. – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite durability? We got you covered. – Our community is so friendly, even the creepers have stopped exploding and now give out hugs instead. – The server owner is actually a wizard in disguise, and he can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join Still waiting for reboot today and experience Minecraft like never before!

NomNomCraft: Where Europeans are horrified by our lack of table manners

Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural shock, customs, dining behavior, dining etiquette, dining habits, Etiquette, European culture, european traditions, Europeans, foreign perceptions, horrified, lack, Manners, NomNomCraft, shock, social customs, social norms, societal expectations, Table, table manners

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Europeans are shocked by our lack of table manners! Why bother with proper etiquette when you can join us for some chaotic fun in the virtual world?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pigs start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying cows. Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures soar through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in their wake.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs table manners when you can have this much fun?

Blocky Booty Bash

Alluring, appealing, attractive, attractiveness, Bash, Beautiful, blocky, BOOTY, Captivating, charming, CONFIDENT, desirable, Enchanting, feminine, Glamorous, Gorgeous, hot, Irresistible, Provocative, seductive, Sexy, Stunning, Sultry

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	11227
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are hotter than your ex! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs that will groove to any song you play. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow through the sky.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Looty McBooty’s Minecraft Madness

Bragging rights, Collectibles, Customization, digital showcase, game feature, gaming experience, in-game items, inventory showcase, loot collection, loot display, loot exhibition, loot presentation, loot showcase, looty, madness, McBootys, Minecraft, personalized display, player achievements, showcase feature, virtual possessions, virtual rewards, virtual trophies, visual representation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Animals Bred:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Potions Brewed:	54	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can flex your LOOT like never before! Picture this: you stumble upon a rare diamond sword, but instead of just hoarding it in your inventory, you can now show it off to all your jealous friends in the game. That’s right, we have a feature that lets you display your LOOT for everyone to see, because why keep all that shiny gear to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty insane events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. And did we mention the secret treasure chests hidden around the map? Rumor has it, they’re filled with LOOT beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions and show off your LOOT like the true Minecraft champion you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pandemonium: ‘YOU LITERALLY VOTED FOR THIS!’

Accountability, action, activism, Apathy, CHANGE, citizenship, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Frustration, Government, injustice, LITERALLY, Pandemonium, pixelated, Politics, protest, resistance, RESPONSIBILITY, revolt, society, TAXES, voted

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	2398
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is that there are no rules! That’s right, you can build whatever you want, grief whoever you want, and steal all the diamonds YOU WORKED AND PAID TAXES FOR!

Join us on this wild ride where the mobs are friendly and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself wants to hang out with us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and DIAMONDS that you can raid whenever you want.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything goes and YOU WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!YOU WORKED AND PAID TAXES FOR THIS!