GODSQUAD Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United

Alliance, Beliefs, Christianity, Community, cooperation, FAITH, faith-based alliance, GODSQUAD, judaism, Judeo-Christian, Judeo-Christian values, judeo-christianity, JudeoChristianity, Partnership, progress, relationship, Religion, religious alliance, religious cooperation, smp, spiritual partnership, United, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Crops Grown:	6494	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic alliance ever – the Judeo-Christianity Alliance! That’s right, we’ve got players building giant cathedrals next to synagogues, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have crazy events like the Red Sea Crossing Race, where players have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course filled with water hazards and mobs. And let’s not forget about the Burning Bush Bonfire, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and tell stories about our craziest Minecraft adventures.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that combines religion and Minecraft in such a hilarious and epic way? Come join us and be a part of the most unique Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5524

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	926
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, child-free lifestyle, ChildfreeCraft, children, controversy, cultural values, Family Planning, Government, legislation, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, parenting, personal freedom, policy, population control, Proposal, public opinion, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, traditional values

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

MoscowMinecraftWars

Assassination, Colonel, crime, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence agencies, international news, investigation, Killed, military intelligence, Military operations, Moscow, MoscowMinecraftWars, murder, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, SECURITY, targeted killing, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

AI assistance, ANALYZES, anger expression, anger management, behavioral analysis, Behavioral studies, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, communication skills, complex studies, data analysis, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Lab, professional behavior, professional environment, psychology research, Ragecraft, research assistance, research tools, researchers, workplace behavior, workplace dynamics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

asleep, boringsmp, bucketable entities, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Enjoyable, Events, Fall, Features, Flat, house safe, Join, Land claiming, Mechanics, multiplayer, Plain, Seconds, Server, smp, spice up, Survival, Teleport, Tweaks, Vanilla, vanilla game, warp stones, Youll

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	136	Crops Grown:	6343
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

baby, Minecraft, Server, weeks

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

animal, animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, animal rights awareness, animal rights campaign, animal rights community, animal rights movement, animal rights organization, animal rights support, animal welfare, end animal rape, Minecraft, prevent animal rape, rape, related, smp, STOP, stop animal abuse, stop animal cruelty, stop animal exploitation, stop animal violence, Threads

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Void Gems Collected:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!