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GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

Boyfriend’s Culinary Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abuse, anger, bad mood, Boyfriend, boyfriends, break up, cook food, Cooking, Craft, Culinary, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, head, Meal, Punches, ranting, Raving, relationship, screams, TOXIC, unhealthy relationship, violence, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real life boyfriends who punch you in the head for cooking them food!

On our server, you can build a beautiful house without the fear of getting yelled at for making dinner.

No more rants about your shitty food here, just fun and games in the virtual world!

Break up with your toxic boyfriend and join us for a better, punch-free experience!

FanFrenzy Minecraft Server

college dormitory, college living, college roommate conflicts, college roommates, dorm decor, dorm etiquette, dorm life, dorm room essentials, dorm room issues, fan usage, FanFrenzy, loud roommates, Minecraft, noise complaints, personal space, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate habits, roommate problems, Server, sleep disruptions, sleep disturbances

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of dorm life and join a world where the only grunting noises you’ll hear are from zombies and creepers!

Join us if you’re tired of your roommate’s loud YouTube and TikTok videos playing on repeat, because here you can listen to the soothing sounds of mining and crafting instead. No more bright fairy lights keeping you up at night – just the glow of lava and torches in our virtual world.

And forget about being woken up by your roommate bumping into your bed – on our server, the only shaking bed you’ll experience is from the rumble of a nearby explosion. Plus, no one will ever dare to turn off your fan while you’re trying to sleep, because we value a peaceful night’s rest for all players.

So come on over to our Minecraft server, where the only AITA question you’ll have to ask is “Am I the best builder in this virtual world?” Join us now for a dorm-free, roommate-free gaming experience like no other!

BrotherlyCraft: Clean Up or Get Out

Apology, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyCraft, clean, clean up, Communication, Confrontation, family, home, house rules, pet, puppy, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Siblings, TOXIC, Trash, Visit, Yelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1176
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-trash-left-behind policy! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy chases as you try to clean up after your fellow players who leave tin foil and toxic foods everywhere.

But beware, our server is full of surprises – like puppies who will snatch your loot if you’re not quick enough! Test your skills in training your virtual dog to not run out the door, just like in real life.

And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a sibling who randomly pops in and out, leaving chaos in their wake. Will you be able to navigate the busy roads of our server and avoid disaster?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world! Remember, common sense is not so common here – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

GenZProTips Minecraft SMP

advice, future generation, GenZProTips, goal-setting, growth, guidance, inspiration, leadership, learning, Legacy, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal development, positivity, resilience, self improvement, smp, success, wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro. Like, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya every time. And don’t even get me started on the zombie pigmen riding chickens, those dudes are crazy!

But like, the best advice I can give to the future generation is to always bring a stack of carrots with you. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. One time, I was wandering through the forest and I got attacked by a gang of evil bunnies. But luckily, I had my trusty carrots and I was able to tame them and ride them into battle against the creepers. It was epic, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life, make sure you’re always prepared with your carrots and be ready for anything. And remember, always believe in the power of friendship and teamwork, because together we can conquer anything, even the Ender Dragon riding a giant chicken. Let’s do this, gamers!

JobCraft: No Suck Zone

career options, flexible jobs, freelance jobs, gig economy, job benefits, job flexibility, job fulfillment, job market, Job Opportunities, job perks, job satisfaction, Job Search, job variety, JobCraft, non-sucky jobs, part time careers, part-time jobs, remote work, side hustles, Suck, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	3326
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of working at boring old jobs that make you want to cry into your pillow every night? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs – all while getting paid in virtual diamonds!

Forget about flipping burgers or filing paperwork, on our server you can become a professional dragon tamer, a master potion brewer, or even a unicorn whisperer (yes, unicorns totally exist in our world, don’t question it).

So why waste your time in the real world when you can make a living in a virtual one that’s way more exciting? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft mogul!

CraftyDefenseEU

CraftyDefenseEU, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, Macron, military alliances, military spending, nato, office, SECURITY, spend more, transatlantic relations., trump, Wake Up, world leaders

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1078	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even macron is talking about it? yea, u heard me right. macron himself is like “yo europe, we need to up our defense game cuz this minecraft server is poppin off and we gotta protect it at all costs.”

imagine a server where trump is tryna take over but we ain’t havin none of that. we build walls, we build turrets, we build giant statues of steve flipping the bird at trump tower. it’s a battle for the ages, folks.

join us and be a part of the resistance. fight for your right to mine diamonds in peace. fight for your right to build giant pixel art of memes. fight for your right to ride pigs off cliffs for fun.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in all of europe. macron approved, trump disapproved. let’s do this!

Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft

adolescents, adolescents health, C-reactive protein, Clarity, Craft, depression, emo, emotional clarity, emotional distress, emotional well being, findings, inflammation, inflammatory markers, interleukin-6, long-term effects, markers, mental health, psychological health, research, severe symptoms, study, Symptoms

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so like, u ever feel like ur emotions are all over the place and u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u could ever want.

join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.

oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈

Epsilon Realms

Active, Chill, Community, email, epsilon, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Optional, Players, PRANKING, Realm, Realms, rules, Server, stealing, texture packs, [email protected]

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Star Shards Collected:	94
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	BEDROCK
Rules	No griefing, no killing players, no stealing, no pranking
Additional Info	Optional quality of life texture packs available
Contact	[email protected]

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules include no griefing, no killing players, no stealing, and no pranking.
Are texture packs mandatory?	No, the texture packs are optional for players to use.
How can I join the realm?	To join, please contact the owner at the provided email address: [email protected]

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, ambiguity, bewilderment, confusion, Craft, Cryptic, doubt, Enigma, incomprehension, inscrutable, Interpretation, Miscommunication., misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Mystery, mystic, perplexed, perplexity, puzzled, Realms, Uncertain, uncertainty, Unclear, vagueness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8923	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether. You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll be blown away by the creativity of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, you can always blame it on the lag.

DadCraftBabyDrama

Apology, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraftBabyDrama, DAUGHTER, family, Fatherhood, forgiveness, in-laws, Marriage, Moving, parenting, passive aggressive, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	259481	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s tumultuous relationship with her parents and husband.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content while navigating the complexities of family dynamics.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships while crafting epic structures and battling mobs. Will you choose to prioritize your marriage or your family ties? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this player’s real-life family drama. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even reconciling with your passive-aggressive dad over a virtual dinner!