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QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	284
Ores Mined:	7407	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	470081
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6639	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Votes:	6569
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4992	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	3962	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	633
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN