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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1215 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4411 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.
But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.
So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.