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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9844 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1229 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
