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JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	New Chunks Explored:	692709
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	3275
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	3762
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	227520	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mines Excavated:	2892	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	8098	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.